Charlotte, NC - 12-9-00:
After
a thorough investigation by the Atlanta Center for Disease Control,
it
can safely be stated that there is absolutely
no truth to the rumor
that food served at Wendy's was contaminated with the "Mad Cow Disease"
virus. However, some members of the CCC have exhibited symptoms of a curious
yet undetected malady which causes certain facial changes. Scientists speculate
that this could be due to a rare condition referred to as "CFS" or "Chess
Fatigue Syndrome."
Warning: This insidious disease is highly contageous!! Use extreme caution when competing against these players...or you may experience the same symptoms?!
Jim "Sticks" Ulaky
Daniel "Johnny Tapia
Doug "Sky" Millsaps
David "Kamikaze" Jaap
NM Frankie "Neutron Bomb" Newton
NM Daniel "Deep" Liu
Carl McKern
NM Leland Fuerstman