A guy walks into a post office and observes a middle- aged balding man standing in the corner methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a bottle of perfume and bathes the cards with the sweet odor. His curiosity getting the better of him he inquires as to what  he is doing?  The man says, "I'm sending out one thousand Valentine cards signed, 'Guess Who'" --- "But why?" Asks the man. The balding man turns slowly and replies, "I'm a divorce lawyer!"